Monster Farting Love Facebook "gift": $2
So it was my friend Shoshanna's birthday, and I was writing her a long-distance facebook birthday message, because despite the fact that we've celebrated a decade of birthdays at a grand combined bash over the years, we haven't managed to be in same country for our birthdays in the last 4. When I saw that facebook was offering this beauty as an add-on to my birthday wishes, I thought nothing would better express my loving and frustrated sentiments about us celebrating our birthdays in separate locales yet again. And then facebook wanted me to give them actual money to send a virtual gift. And I told facebook to shove it.
Happy birthdays to us, Shosh!
that...is...so...gulp...sniffle...beautiful.
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